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How They�re Gonna Get Away With It - 1991





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I learned more about American politics when I was 16 than maybe was wise. It left me thoroughly disillusioned with and wary of governments in any form, but especially of the organized two party system we have here at home. �How They�re Gonna Get Away With It� is an expression of this cynicism (which has only waned a small degree over the last 13 years.)

This song, the oldest item I'm posting, is a parody, set to the tune of Dire Strait�s �Money For Nothing.�

�How They�re Gonna Get Away With It�

(I want my, I want my, I want my graft money)

Now look at that, people!
That�s the way ya do it.
You make a speech on the TV!
That ain�t workin�
That�s the way you do it!
Money for nothing
And your votes for free!

Now that ain�t workin�
That�s the way ya do it!
Let me tell ya:
Them guys ain�t dumb
Maybe you can misspell potato
Maybe start a war with Iraq.

[CHORUS:]

They�ve got to call an emergency session
To talk about all the ways
They can screw over the American public
And how they�re gonna get away with it.

The politician with his own fake alibi
Yeah buddy, he gets away with it
That politician gives himself a pay raise
That politician, he�s a stuffin� the box!

[CHORUS]

(Moola, moola)

I shoulda learned how to brown nose,
I shoulda learned how to kiss butt!
Take a look there at George Bush
Telling us to read his lips, man!
�No new taxes.�
And ease up there, what�s that?
Government spendin�
They�re spending our money like no one�s business

Oh, that ain�t workin�
That�s the way ya do it!
Get your money for nothin�
Get your votes for free.

[CHORUS, with elephant and donkey sounds]

Listen here, now that�s the way you do it.
You make a speech on the TV
That ain�t workin�
That�s the way ya do it!
Money for nothin�
And your votes for free!

Money for nothin�
Look at that�look at that!